I hate flying Air Canada, but sometimes I have no choice. It happens to be the only airline with flights between Ottawa and Fredericton, New Brunswick, so I was saddled up and prodded into my stall in economy class twice last week in order to attend a conference in the latter city.
One reason I hate them is because, unlike their Canadian rival WestJet, Air Canada's in-flight entertainment doesn't include "live" TV programming, so I couldn't watch Blue Jays baseball or even Euro soccer (not that I'm interested in soccer, but I'd finished my book with 2 hours to kill before the landing). Instead, they offer so-called "classic" TV, movies, and old documentaries.
I clicked on "Movies" and was presented with a menu of genres. Oh, I see "Classic Movies" is one genre... Okay, let's click on that one. Hmm, another menu... And ... what the hell???!!!
A 1930s Flash Gordon serial, Chapter 12?????
And similarly, Chapter 12 of the 1930s serial SOS Coast Guard??!!!!
And three Charlie Chaplin silents from 1914?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy Hades!!!
The Chaplins were 3 of his worst: Recreation, His New Job, and one of the segments from Tango Tangles. They were poor quality cut-downs from Export Films. They certainly wouldn't convert any know-nothing to silent comedies. But there they were, in-flight entertainment almost 100 years after they were made!
Oh, by the way, the other films in the Classic Movies menu were some piddly things called Citizen Kane, Gone With the Wind, and Best Years of Our Lives. Loooooosers!
Jim
One reason I hate them is because, unlike their Canadian rival WestJet, Air Canada's in-flight entertainment doesn't include "live" TV programming, so I couldn't watch Blue Jays baseball or even Euro soccer (not that I'm interested in soccer, but I'd finished my book with 2 hours to kill before the landing). Instead, they offer so-called "classic" TV, movies, and old documentaries.
I clicked on "Movies" and was presented with a menu of genres. Oh, I see "Classic Movies" is one genre... Okay, let's click on that one. Hmm, another menu... And ... what the hell???!!!
A 1930s Flash Gordon serial, Chapter 12?????
And similarly, Chapter 12 of the 1930s serial SOS Coast Guard??!!!!
And three Charlie Chaplin silents from 1914?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy Hades!!!
The Chaplins were 3 of his worst: Recreation, His New Job, and one of the segments from Tango Tangles. They were poor quality cut-downs from Export Films. They certainly wouldn't convert any know-nothing to silent comedies. But there they were, in-flight entertainment almost 100 years after they were made!
Oh, by the way, the other films in the Classic Movies menu were some piddly things called Citizen Kane, Gone With the Wind, and Best Years of Our Lives. Loooooosers!
Jim
