Bob,

So is this For Real? Supposedly a photo of Yvonne De Carlo as Lily Munster from 1965 posing in very scanty sweet nothings.
I didn't Colorize this, but I did write the caption and the mock article here.
Lily Munster-"Play Ghoul Photo-shoot"-October 1965So, Does this look like the Body Of Middle Aged Mother?!?Modern Housewife, and a former High fashion model Lily Munster is still at the top of her game in that department as this photo clearly shows. The camera loves her! Down Boys it's to late to pounce on this Philly! Believe it or not Lily has been happily married for over 150 years! Her Husband Herman Munster is a long time employee of Gateman, Goodberry, and Graves Funeral Parlor. She has one child, Eddie who is just entering the 7th grade this year.
Lily says it's the first time she has ever modeled in a Bikini, or bedroom thingies, and was apprehensive about it at first. "I got the hang of it soon enough", she says. "I've always been more into mystery, and never saw a reason to show all that Skin. Even at the beach. The photographer's assured me that it would be be tastefully done. Have to admit it's the first time I've actually felt Sexy in years. Why, I've never personally owned such skimpy under things in my all my Lives!"
When your built like Lily such modesty seems rather hard to swallow! "I guess deep down I'm just an old fashioned girl type she says. Not much into flaunting myself about. Though I've always been a night person. I'm getting older now, and it would be foolish to act like I did when I was younger. We all have to grow up eventually."I had allot of Beau's back then in the old country, (Lily is a native of Transylvania), and sometimes I'll freely admit, I was out for Blood! I was wild and frivolous, and frequently on the make. But that all changed when I met Herman. He is the most thoughtful and loving man any girl could ask for. His only real fault I guess is he's to good natured, and gullible. He always tries to see the good in people. Even when there is none. Sometimes that can get him into trouble. And he is a bit of Klutz, because he's so flat-footed, not to mention Flat-headed."
"At first Herman was not to receptive with the idea to the photo shoot. He said that this Boudoir Photography should be for his eyes only! Perhaps somewhat sarcastically I remarked, "But Herman, you already know what I look like!" I had to give it allot of thought, but when Herman tells me I can't do something, that's all it takes. It's not that I mean to be inconsiderate to my husband, far from it. He knows that I'm all his. And if others want a peek at what they can't have, so be it. After-all, there is a genuine pride in being evened. Especially at my age." I've been fortunate to keep my figure. Friends say I'm in as good a shape as I've ever been. That's flattering to hear.
"I'm sorry, I would never pose Nude before the camera! You have to draw the line somewhere. I just think that sort of thing is tacky and woman who do this have no respect for themselves, or they are just showing off trying to attract attention. I think a little something left on is more intriguing than putting yourself all out there on display. Besides my Son would never understand, and my husband wouldn't allow it. Granted, some of the photos got a little Kinkier than I had agreed on, but my niece Marilyn who lives with us, (along with my Father) told me that I looked great! It's gratifying to hear that from the younger generation. Since she's a Collage Junior. My Dad who we all affectionately call Grandpa, was not so Thrilled. He just kept repeating with this Blank Stare on his face "That's my Daughter?, That's My Daughter?" It was fun, still I have to say this was definitely a one time thing. I respect my Father's wishes, and my husband. So I won't be posing for the magazine again." Well, maybe in another life? We'll see???
One things for certain that Herman feller is one mighty lucky Stiff! Hubba, Hubba!