It was a great one, Mike. You really did it up well.
Just out of curiosity, did any humourless Commie-baiting yahoos take it seriously and give you grief?
Like the great comedian she is, Greta nearly topped your entire elaborate hoax with her simple one-liner about the new Five-Week Plan.
All in all, a grand and glorious achievement. Your official Order of Moscow Heroes medal is in the Crackerjack box.