CHANGE ONE LETTER

[KenGriffin]

Stagecouch -
John Wayne's life as a simple furniture salesman is turned upside down by the threat of Geronimo.

[ClayKing]

The Bribe of Frankenstein -
This time he will obtain a perfect human brain!

[Rick Lanham]

MADONNA OF THE SEVEN MOANS

Should I? OK... It's the latest of her music videos...

THE SPIDER LADY STRIKES BUCK

Unfortunate film in which the dog from THE CALL OF THE WILD is abused.

SINCE YOU WENT AWRY

While the home front family deals with the myriad trials of war-time, the absent soldier begins to see things the enemy's way.

THE LIVES OF A BENGAL CANCER

Gary Cooper and Franchot Tone assist Guy Standing in studying a tiger's health problems.

Rick

[Donald Binks]

"HORSE LEATHERS"
The Marx brothers thwart a race fixing syndicate

'MOUSE OF USHER"
Gothic creepy about a rodent living in an old rundown mansion

"I CREAM TOO MUCH"
Lily Pons is an opera singer who has trouble pouring tea for Henry Fonda

"THE PUNCH HACK OF NOTRE FAME"
Lon Chaney stars as a misshapen pugilist who achieves notoriety

"COW TO CARRY A MILLIONAIRE"
Marilyn Monroe, Lauren Bacall and Betty Grable spend the entire picture
trying to find out who perpetrated this epithet.

"THE WHITE CLIFFS OF ROVER"
Wartime romance of a heroic dog.

"BAKE IN FRIGHT"
It gets too hot in the Australian outback.

"TAG THE BOG"
An election scandal concerning an un-signposted puddle

"THE VAMPIRE FAT"
An horrifically obese blood-sucking creature is on the loose.

"UP THE DIVER"
Spencer Tracy and Humphrey Bogart create havoc in an underwater prison.

"THE UNMINKABLE FOLLY CROWN"
A rich American woman from the wrong side of the tracks attempts to steal England's Crown Jewels.

"TWO DAY STRETCH"
Peter Sellars gets a light sentence after robbing a bank of diamonds.

[drednm]

COW TO MARRY A MILLIONAIRE

Elsie the Cow lands William Powell.

THE SORROWS OF SATIN

Ricardo Cortez and Carol Dempster move up from percale.

THE TROUBLE WITH HARDY

Shirley MacLaine is perplexed by Jude the Obscure.

GENTLEMAN'S PATE

John Gilbert struggles with a bad hair day.

WAVY BLUES

William Haines gives Marcels to old ladies.

THE LAZY EVE

Barbara Stanwyck couldn't care less about clunking Henry Fonda on the head with an apple.

MONTANA MOAN

Joan Crawford doesn't like Johnny Mack Brown or Ricardo Cortez

CATTLE CIRCUS

June Allyson and Humphrey Bogart look for a bovine bozo.

MANPOSER

Edward G. Robinson, Marlene Dietrich, George Raft. Who really wears the pants?

DIMELIGHT

Charlie Chaplin faces some really low wattage.

[KenGriffin]

THE GOLD RUSE
Charlie pretends to find gold and sells off his claim to some unsuspecting dupes.

[telical]

I hope the screenplays start flowing from some of these.

[Robert Moulton]

Charley's *unt

This mashup of "Charley's Aunt" and "The Skin I Live In" features Jack Benny taking the ultimate revenge on his friend Charley for forcing him to dress in drag for so long.

<thanks to Larry David on this one>

[westegg]

THE BEN COMMANDMENTS
Ben Turpin rules!

TON OF FRANKENSTEIN
Our boy needs a diet.

CHINATOON
A whole new look.

[Rick Lanham]

I can't think up a catchy plot for this movie's title, maybe someone can help.
It's:

ULMER GANTRY

[westegg]

A black cat does some nimble footwork detouring around a rising skyscraper?

[Rick Lanham]

A black cat does some nimble footwork detouring around a rising skyscraper?

Well, there ya go, I didn't think of that.

Rick

[Donald Binks]

"ICE IN THE HOLE"
Kirk Douglas encounters unexpected difficulties during a game of golf.

"AFTER OFFICE TOURS"
Constance Bennett and Clark Gable organise tours on the cheap during the depression.

"AGAINST THE RIND"
Robert Beatty and Simone Signoret fool the Nazis by enclosing secret documents in citrus fruit.

"ANGELS AND LEMONS"
Tom Hanks stars in a supernatural dud that fails at the box office.

"ANOTHER YAWN"
Kay Francis and Errol Flynn in yet another picture about romantic adventure.

"ANOTHER SHIN MAN"
William Powell and Myna Loy star in a film for foot and leg fetishists.

"AUNTIE LAME"
Rosalind Russell falls over after the tenth cocktail and tries to seduce a toy boy from a wheel chair.

"BARES IN BOYLAND"
Laurel and Hardy get more than they bargained for in this picture.

"THE RANK HICK"
W.C. Fields encounters a number of smelly country folk.

"FARTON SINK"
John Goodman has severe gastroenteritis whilst engaged in plumbing duties.

"THE YEAST OF THE CITY"
Walter Huston stars as a dishonest baker.

"A BEAUTIFUL WIND"
Russell Crowe tries to do sums whilst suffering from severe flatulence.

"THE RED-FITTING BOOM"
Set after a nuclear explosion, Ralph Richardson and the rest of the cast wander about trying on each others clothes.

[westegg]

There must be a vaccine for this.

[Donald Binks]

There must be a vaccine for this.

I think you'd better get me a dose. I have been seriously infected!

[Rick Lanham]

There must be a vaccine for this.

Dr. Wastell will see you now.

[drednm]

THE PRINCE OF TIRES

Nick Nolte opens a retread shop and seeks counseling from Barbra Streisand.

RATIONAL VELVET

Elizabeth Taylor tries to figure out Mickey Rooney's fake accent.

WORN CURTAIN

Julie Andrews and Paul Newman try to figure a way to refurbish their tired window dressings.

A WALK ON THE WILD HIDE

Jane Fonda, Barbara Stanwyck, and Capucine run their toes across a buffalo rug.

MOUSE CALLS

Glenda Jackson and Walter Mathhau take turns imitating Mickey Mouse.

FLAMINGO TOAD

Joan Crawford dabbles in genetic engineering.

SUCRETS

Mary Pickford finds the screenplay hard to swallow.

SINCE YOUR WENT AWRY

Claudette Colbert ponders the insanity of Joseph Cotten in a really long movie.

NULL GWYN

Dorothy Gish in a film about nothing.

PAIN AND MABEL

Marion Davies teaches Clark Gable about bondage.

THE FLITTING WIDOW

Dorothy Mackaill just can't stay still.

THE SPINAL STAIRCASE

Dorothy McGuire keeps asking George Brent what buildings materials were used.

SELL IT TO THE MARINES

William Haines tries to sell a set on encyclopedias to Lon Chaney.

PINE OF YOUTH

William Haines and Ben Lyon compares woodies.

GRANNY GET YOUR GIN

May Robson hits the bottle.

ICY

Joan Fontaine as a cold-hearted killer.

THEY DIED WITH THEIR ZOOTS ON

Errol Flynn wears some really ugly clothes and then dies.

JAMAICA ANN

Maureen O'Hara is badly miscast.

WITHERING HEIGHTS

Merle Oberon and Laurence Olivier avoid Peniston Crag because of acrophobia.

MY GLUE HEAVEN

Betty Grable opens a glue works for old hoofers.

LANCING MOTHERS

Clara Bow crusades against maternal pustules.

EL CUD

Sophia Loren and Charlton Heston fight bovine maladies.

[westegg]

ALL ABOUT EEE
shoestore capers

FOODFELLAS
lots of sliced up onions and flattened tomatoes

I better quit before I'm terminally affected.

[Rick Lanham]

THE PRONG MAN

Hank Fonda plays a musician wrongfully accused of using his tuning fork in an illegal way in this offbeat Hitchcock film.

Rick

[drednm]

SORT OF MISSING GIRLS

Betty Compson can't figure out if these gals are missing or not.

[Donald Binks]

Here we go again...

"OUR CAN IN HAVANNA"
Alec Guiness is forced to make vacuum cleaners out of old tin cans whilst spying in Cuba

"BALMY GAYS"
Eddie Cantor goes nuts in a Castro Doughnut bakery.

"PACER HOON"
Set in depression America, Tatum O'Neil conducts church services from a motor bicycle.

"PANDORA'S FOX"
Lulu is a hedonistic lady of the night in a fox fur stole.

"WEEPING TOM"
A voyeur becomes upset after misplacing his binoculars.

"THE COWER OF THE PRESS"
Douglas Fairbanks Jr. manages to foil some greedy press barons.

"FRET A SORTER"
Sophie Loren starts up a rock band in a fashion house.

"A PRIVATE JUNCTION"
In 1947 Britain, Michael Palin and Maggie Smith illegally take over a road roundabout.

"RUBIN WOOD"
"Douglas Fairbanks stars as a lumberjack in Tel Aviv, maybe sometimes robbing the rich, maybe not already.

"POCKETS GALORE"
Donald Sinden finds the pockets on his trousers have exploded.

"NOSE MARIE"
Jeanette MacDonald is an opera diva who has plastic surgery paid for her by a Canadian Mountie.

"RUGGLES OF BED NAP"
Charles Laugton goes to Paris and falls asleep.

"SAFETY LIST"
Harold Lloyd writes a list of ten things not to do on a public clock.

"SAY IT WITH GONGS"
A British version of the Al Jolson favourite made by J. Arthur Rank

[drednm]

LOL.....

NOT SO NUMB

Marion Davies is livelier than you think.

SANDS OF PEE

Mae Marsh and Robert Harron get caught in the act of public urination.

MUTINY ON THE BOUNCY

Clark Gable has had enough of the ups and downs of sea life.

TIPSY AND EVA

Rosetta Duncan takes to drink on the old plantation.

LAZY IN THE DARK

Ginger Rogers is unmotivated when the lights go out.

MY BULL

Kay Francis goes into cattle ranching.

[Donald Binks]

'THE POST WORLD"
Lewis Stone and Wallace Beery go down to the Post Office to send a letter and find themselves attacked by man-eating dinosaurs

'DUCKY SCAR"
Janet Gaynor has to help Charles Farrell after he falls out of a boat on a duck pond and injures himself.

'SADNESS OF KING GEORGE"
King George III is sad because he has found out he is mad.

'MAKE ME A STAG"
Joan Blondell has left the ranch for Hollywood where she runs into some impotent men.

'THE MAN WHO KNEW TOE MUCK"
Alfred Hitchcock thriller about a man with filthy feet

'THE MAN WHO PLAYED COD"
George Arliss dreams of becoming a fish

'MAN WITH THE GOLDEN BUN"
James Bond retires from the Secret Service and opens a cake shop.

'A MIDSUMMER FIGHT'S CREAM"
A fairy frolic turns to mayhem in a dairy.

'MONTY PYTHON'S BEANING OF WIFE"
Why we are all here is explained by the Monty Python crew eating baked beans with their wives.

'THE NOON SPANNERS"
Pola Negri returns to pictures playing the part of a part-time motor mechanic.

'THE HOUSE THAT REARED"
The Grand Duchy of Fenwick has to stem of an attack by banks on their housing market.

'MURIEL'S BEDDING"
The sequel to "Muriels Wedding" takes place on the honeymoon.

'MY FAVOURITE BEAR"
Peter O'Toole stars as a drunken zoo attendant.

'MY LEFT LOOT"
Daniel Day-Lewis is an author who writes a book about money from a bank robbery he lost.

[Donald Binks]

'RADIO DADS"
Woody Allen directs this nostalgic comedy about couples who copulated listening to the radio.

'RAIN BAN"
Tom Cruise finds his long lost brother (Dustin Hoffman) is a Druid rain dancer.

'THE RED SHOTS"
Romance about a ballet dancer who has one drink too many.

'REMAINS OF THE PAY"
Anthony Hopkins has to tell Emma Thompson he has spent his paycheck at the pub.

'RHAPSODY IN GLUE"
Robert Alda finds all his piano keys have been stuck together.

'BIO PITA"
Abbott and Costello come across bread bred biologically.

'RITE OF THE PLANET OF THE ALES"
A group of deranged monkeys attack a brewery.

'BOOM AT THE HOP"
Simone Signoret and Lawrence Harvey encounter a bomb at a dance hall.

'A SH*T IN THE PARK"
Inspector Clouseau investigates the doings of an incontinent canine.

'MILK STACKINGS"
Fred Astaire is a milkman who somehow manages to dance with Cyd Charrisse.

'RINGIN' IN THE PAIN"
A musical version of "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" with Gene Kelly.

[drednm]

THE PRINCE AND THE SHOE GIRL

Marilyn Monroe knows a heel when she sees one.

BROADWAY RABIES

Alice White gets her teeth into a god role with bad results.

OVERGREEN

Jessie Matthews looking bilious.

HASH, HASH, SWEET CHARLOTTE

Bette Davis is told once and for all to stop serving grits.

MISTER ROBERTA

Henry Fonda stars as a very different kind of naval officer.

HAYWARD

Nancy Carroll takes the lead in bringing in the harvest.

THE TROUBLE WITH HURRY

Shirley MacLaine will take her time.

MARY, QUEEN OF SLOTS

Vanessa Redgrave and Glenda Jackson battle for the British gambling industry.

CORNING GLORY

Katharine Hepburn shows off her new dishware.

THE BRIDE GOES MILD

Van Johnson has a bad effect on June Allyson.

[miltonebx]

Lives Of A Bengal Dancer

Gary Cooper becomes an instructor at Arthur Murray's.

[Donald Binks]

(He just can't help himself, can he...)

"EVENBONG" Evelyn Laye and Emlyn Williams get caught out growing marijuana
causing Evelyn to sing hysterically.

"EWES RIDE SLUT" Tom Cruise plays a farmer obsessed with sexual deviations involving animals.

"THE FABULOUS FAKER TOYS" The Bridges Brothers and Michelle Pfeiffer star as toy
store owners selling fake merchandise.

"HAIR FAME" Naomi Watts stars as a renowned hairdresser.

"THE FILL OF THE SOUSE OF USHER" a Gothic tale about a drunk trying to get a drink in a strange
old house.

"FAMILY BLOT" Alfred Hitchock directs this psychological thriller - what do those ink blots mean?

"LEATHER YOUR PEST" George Formby in a mad comedy about a factory employee who gets his workmates
entangled in the machinery.

"THE FINAL BUT" Robin Williams has the final say about microchip implantations.

"FIRST MET IN THE TOON" An animated version of an H.G. Wells' novel.

"FIRST SNOT" Guy Pierce stars in this rather sickly drama involving a young child.

"A DISH CALLED PANDA" John Cleese owns a restaurant serving exotic food and gets caught up with spies.

[ClayKing]

Not to nitpick, but it is change one letter.

[Donald Binks]

Not to nitpick, but it is change one letter.

I've extended it!

[drednm]

BENNY SERENADE

Jack Benny plays his violin until Irene Dunne and Cary Grant cry.

GETTING MARY CARRIED

Norman Kerry tries to have someone schlep Marion Davies.

GREENWICH PILLAGE

Betty Grable takes no prisoners.

THE BIG CLUCK

Ray Milland and Charles Laughton fight it out in a game of chicken.

A TAN FOR ALL SEASONS

Paul Scofield sells tanning booths to pasty Anglo Saxons.

MAGNIFICENT DILL

Ginger Rogers invents the pickle!

THREE LIVES HAS NANCY

Janet Gaynor just won't die.

NATAL ATTRACTION

Glenn Close ditches Michael Douglas and obsesses about pregnant women.

GOOD PEWS

June Allyson gets the best seat in church.