Long time reader, first-time poster; I could not resist. I also bend the rules as I go along.
Banned Legs--after a censor cuts out scenes displaying the exposed limbs of the movie's many actresses, audiences are left with 10 minutes of Arthur Lake simpering.
Voodoo Anne--neither incantations rendered by title cards, nor Santeria candles, nor holy water can stop Mae Marsh from creating a slave army of the living dead. Mantan Moreland, Wally Brown and Alan Carney co-star.
Manger Lights--Robert Armstrong naïvely attempts to bring on the second coming by electrifying his barn.
Tol'able Davis--the citizens of California could stand the rule of the Democratic former lieutenant governor for only so long.
Radio Levels of 1930--Radio Pictures is forced to scrap its entry into the all-star revue genre because of faulty Photophone equipment.
The Black Pie Rat--A swarthy specimen with a sweet tooth ruins Douglas Fairbanks' Thanksgiving dinner.
As Tar is Born--Janet Gaynor and Fredric March host this pioneering nature documentary about the creation of the La Brea tar pits. Featuring casts of thousands (of bones).
The Nights of Lew York--George Bancroft stars as York, a strong-but-silent coal stoker who can't sleep thanks to all-talking, all-singing, all-dancing Helene Costello. York comes to regret saving her from drowning.
Blondie Goes Lootin'--Penny Singleton and Arthur Lake do what they must to survive in post-Katrina New Orleans.
NOS Theraflu--in a quarantined city, Max Schreck breaks the tamper seal and downs a hoarded bottle of the very first batch of the popular medicine.
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LOL.....
TAKE THE HONEY AN RUN
Woody Allen raids a bee farm.
PAST LIFE
William Haines and Cliff Edwards regress to when they were young girls in colonial Virginia.
BRAWN OF HARVARD
William Haines bulks up.
THE PRIMITIVE COVER
Constance Talmadge and Harrison Ford experiment with early Tupperware.
DORK VICTORY
Bette Davis tries out glasses and bravely wears them.
THEY ALL KISSED THE BRINE
Joan Crawford and others fall to their knees at the beach.
FOLLOW THE BLEET
Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire chase sheep.
THE PEA GOD
Richard Arlen pretends to be an almighty farmer.
A MOLE IN THE HEAD
Frank Sinatra and Edward G. Robinson bicker about melanomas.
THE MIRACLE OF MORGAN'S CREEP
Can anyone stand Eddie Bracken?
TAKE THE HONEY AN RUN
Woody Allen raids a bee farm.
PAST LIFE
William Haines and Cliff Edwards regress to when they were young girls in colonial Virginia.
BRAWN OF HARVARD
William Haines bulks up.
THE PRIMITIVE COVER
Constance Talmadge and Harrison Ford experiment with early Tupperware.
DORK VICTORY
Bette Davis tries out glasses and bravely wears them.
THEY ALL KISSED THE BRINE
Joan Crawford and others fall to their knees at the beach.
FOLLOW THE BLEET
Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire chase sheep.
THE PEA GOD
Richard Arlen pretends to be an almighty farmer.
A MOLE IN THE HEAD
Frank Sinatra and Edward G. Robinson bicker about melanomas.
THE MIRACLE OF MORGAN'S CREEP
Can anyone stand Eddie Bracken?
Ed Lorusso
DVD Producer/Writer/Historian
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Donald Binks
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Here's a few themed for the season:-
"BAD FANTA" A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob a soft drink factory
"THE MOLAR EXPRESS" Young boy hitches a ride on Santa's sleigh to get to the dentist
"THE NIGHTMART BEFORE CHRISTMAS" The Pumpkin King discovers Christmasland and shops till he drops.
"IT'S A WONDERFULL FIFE" Jimmy Stewart discovers a magical musical instrument and doesn't have to rely on angels to work wonders.
"A CHRISTMAS STORE" 9-year-old Ralphie wants one thing for Christmas -- an official Red Ryder BB rifle. So he robs a store.
"THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROT" Kermit buys Miss Piggy a huge diamond ring for Christmas
"THE SANKA CLAUSE" Tim Allen looses his job as Santa Clause and becomes a coffee salesman
"SILENT NIGHT, MEADLY FIGHT" A murderous Santa Claus kills victims by throwing hot wine at them.
"LUSH CHRISTMAS" Chips Rafferty gets blotto Christmas Eve.
"CHRISTMAS TOMES BUT ONCE A YEAR" A man visits a library once a year.
"A CHRISTMAS GALE" A family gets in the worst of circumstances during a storm at Christmas.
"LEAR SANTA" A spoiled 24-year-old woman decides fate has spoken when she discovers an out of work actor's letter to Santa asking for a plum role.
"I'LL BE HOMO FOR CHRISTMAS" A college student decides to come out at Christmas dinner.
"THE FIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS" Tom and Jerry go ten rounds with the cat at Christmas.
"BAD FANTA" A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob a soft drink factory
"THE MOLAR EXPRESS" Young boy hitches a ride on Santa's sleigh to get to the dentist
"THE NIGHTMART BEFORE CHRISTMAS" The Pumpkin King discovers Christmasland and shops till he drops.
"IT'S A WONDERFULL FIFE" Jimmy Stewart discovers a magical musical instrument and doesn't have to rely on angels to work wonders.
"A CHRISTMAS STORE" 9-year-old Ralphie wants one thing for Christmas -- an official Red Ryder BB rifle. So he robs a store.
"THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROT" Kermit buys Miss Piggy a huge diamond ring for Christmas
"THE SANKA CLAUSE" Tim Allen looses his job as Santa Clause and becomes a coffee salesman
"SILENT NIGHT, MEADLY FIGHT" A murderous Santa Claus kills victims by throwing hot wine at them.
"LUSH CHRISTMAS" Chips Rafferty gets blotto Christmas Eve.
"CHRISTMAS TOMES BUT ONCE A YEAR" A man visits a library once a year.
"A CHRISTMAS GALE" A family gets in the worst of circumstances during a storm at Christmas.
"LEAR SANTA" A spoiled 24-year-old woman decides fate has spoken when she discovers an out of work actor's letter to Santa asking for a plum role.
"I'LL BE HOMO FOR CHRISTMAS" A college student decides to come out at Christmas dinner.
"THE FIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS" Tom and Jerry go ten rounds with the cat at Christmas.
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Great Hierophant
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THE FRENCH CONFECTION - Tough NYC detectives on the trail of a nefarious baked goods smuggler.
THE RULES OF THE LAME - The social hierarchy at a convalescent home
INHERIT THE WAND - A dramatization of the famous Scopes Witch Trial of 1925
PSYCHE - A sad character study of a lonely young man working at a run-down motel and his mother troubles
THE BED SHOES - Detailing the Terpsichorean talents and struggles of a young prostitute
RAGING GULL - Was going to be called The Fall of Jonathan Livingston Seagull
THE BUG SLEEP - Humphrey Bogart investigates the use of illegal pesticides
ROBIN WOOD - Errol Flynn and Olivia De Haviland play tax protesters who must survive in the wilderness
THE PRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN - The Monster demands . . . some pets!
STAGEPOACH - A documentary of John Wayne's film career during World War II
THE GOLD LUSH - The little tramp gets mistaken for a wealthy alcoholic
THE GREATEST STORY EVER SOLD - A critical interpretation of the Life of Christ
THE RULES OF THE LAME - The social hierarchy at a convalescent home
INHERIT THE WAND - A dramatization of the famous Scopes Witch Trial of 1925
PSYCHE - A sad character study of a lonely young man working at a run-down motel and his mother troubles
THE BED SHOES - Detailing the Terpsichorean talents and struggles of a young prostitute
RAGING GULL - Was going to be called The Fall of Jonathan Livingston Seagull
THE BUG SLEEP - Humphrey Bogart investigates the use of illegal pesticides
ROBIN WOOD - Errol Flynn and Olivia De Haviland play tax protesters who must survive in the wilderness
THE PRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN - The Monster demands . . . some pets!
STAGEPOACH - A documentary of John Wayne's film career during World War II
THE GOLD LUSH - The little tramp gets mistaken for a wealthy alcoholic
THE GREATEST STORY EVER SOLD - A critical interpretation of the Life of Christ
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Longtime lurker -- first time poster -- just couldn't resist!
JULES AND JAM
menage-a-trois amongst the raspberries
DESK SE X
Tracy and Hepburn on office business …
ADAM'S RUB
… and, later, on the massage table
THE MOGGIE
American businessman's furniture move foiled by Scottish ship's cat
THE BEAT YEARS OF OUR LIVES
returning war veterans discover Ginsberg and Kerouac
MOULIN ROUGH
the can-can gets heavy
OUR DAILY BREED
working class keep regular habits
AN AMERICAN IN PARTS
Gene Kelly dances himself to bits
FAKE THE MONEY AND RUN
Woody Allen's comedy about counterfeiters
ALICE DOESN'T DIVE HERE ANYMORE
Ellen Burstyn gives up her career in the water
JULES AND JAM
menage-a-trois amongst the raspberries
DESK SE X
Tracy and Hepburn on office business …
ADAM'S RUB
… and, later, on the massage table
THE MOGGIE
American businessman's furniture move foiled by Scottish ship's cat
THE BEAT YEARS OF OUR LIVES
returning war veterans discover Ginsberg and Kerouac
MOULIN ROUGH
the can-can gets heavy
OUR DAILY BREED
working class keep regular habits
AN AMERICAN IN PARTS
Gene Kelly dances himself to bits
FAKE THE MONEY AND RUN
Woody Allen's comedy about counterfeiters
ALICE DOESN'T DIVE HERE ANYMORE
Ellen Burstyn gives up her career in the water
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Donald Binks
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Good on ya!
Thanks for popping in and adding your mirthmaking contribution!
Thanks for popping in and adding your mirthmaking contribution!
Regards from
Donald Binks
"So, she said: "Elly, it's no use letting Lou have the sherry glasses..."She won't appreciate them,
she won't polish them..."You know what she's like." So I said:..."
Donald Binks
"So, she said: "Elly, it's no use letting Lou have the sherry glasses..."She won't appreciate them,
she won't polish them..."You know what she's like." So I said:..."
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Thanks for your welcome.
Here are a few more to welcome in the New Year.
ALF ABOUT EVE
Mr Hitchcock gets friendly with Anne Baxter
THE GIRTH OF A NATION
D W Griffiths' controversial epic about obesity in America
THE COOK, THE THIEF, HIS WIFE AND HER LEVER
Peter Greenaway's characters discover a new toy
THE PLOUGHMAN'S HUNCH
Mis-shapen farmworker has an idea during his mealtime
Here are a few more to welcome in the New Year.
ALF ABOUT EVE
Mr Hitchcock gets friendly with Anne Baxter
THE GIRTH OF A NATION
D W Griffiths' controversial epic about obesity in America
THE COOK, THE THIEF, HIS WIFE AND HER LEVER
Peter Greenaway's characters discover a new toy
THE PLOUGHMAN'S HUNCH
Mis-shapen farmworker has an idea during his mealtime
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Rick Lanham
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RASTER PARADE
The blu-ray of the classic is found to have Astaire, Garland, and Miller st-st-stuttering down the avenue.
"Sh-shakin' the Blues Away," indeed.
Rick. Just kidding - I haven't examined the blue ray for any such flaws.
The blu-ray of the classic is found to have Astaire, Garland, and Miller st-st-stuttering down the avenue.
"Sh-shakin' the Blues Away," indeed.
Rick. Just kidding - I haven't examined the blue ray for any such flaws.
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Rick Lanham
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Cardinale Richelieu Claudia shakes up things, playing the famed French leader and churchman.
Rick
Cardinale Richelieu Claudia shakes up things, playing the famed French leader and churchman.
Rick