Here's a little game for movie buffs where you change ONE letter in a film title and write a short synopsis of your new film.
GONE WITH THE WINE
Clark Gable and Vivien Leigh star are dipsomaniacs in the Old South.
THE WOMAN
Norma Shearer stars with some other women who shall remain nameless.
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COVETED WAGON
Alan Hale, Ernest Torrence, and Tully Marshall are all going after J. Warren Kerrigan's rig.
MIRTH OF A NATION
Laugh-riot set in the 1860s.
TWOUBLE IN PAWADISE
Early cut of the famed movie includes scenes later re-shot.
Rick
Alan Hale, Ernest Torrence, and Tully Marshall are all going after J. Warren Kerrigan's rig.
MIRTH OF A NATION
Laugh-riot set in the 1860s.
TWOUBLE IN PAWADISE
Early cut of the famed movie includes scenes later re-shot.
Rick
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IMITATION OF LICE
Watch Claudette Colbert go buggy!
BECKY SHARD
Watch Miriam Hopkins go all to pieces!
TO HAVE AND HAVE HOT
Humphrey Bogart finally gets that piping cocoa all to himself....
Watch Claudette Colbert go buggy!
BECKY SHARD
Watch Miriam Hopkins go all to pieces!
TO HAVE AND HAVE HOT
Humphrey Bogart finally gets that piping cocoa all to himself....
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TWOUBLE IN PAWADISE
Early cut of the famed movie includes scenes later re-shot.
Rick[/quote]
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...and would the scenes re-shot have included Kay Fwancis, by any chance?
Early cut of the famed movie includes scenes later re-shot.
Rick[/quote]
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...and would the scenes re-shot have included Kay Fwancis, by any chance?
Yours for bigger and better silents,
William D. Ferry
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Rick Lanham
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----William D. Ferry wrote:TWOUBLE IN PAWADISE
Early cut of the famed movie includes scenes later re-shot.
Rick
...and would the scenes re-shot have included Kay Fwancis, by any chance?[/quote]
Of course, anything else would be a TWANSGWESSION or a JEWEL WOBBEWY!
RICK
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THREE LOINS IN THE FOUNTAIN
Dorothy McGuire and Clifton Webb wash their meat in public.....
Dorothy McGuire and Clifton Webb wash their meat in public.....
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THE MILD PARTY
Clara Bow and Fredric March have an easy semester in this disappointing tale of college life.
GOLDEN PAWN
Noah Beery Sr. and Walter Woolf King both want a mustard-colored chess piece in this odd musical.
ANNIE GET YOUR PUN
Betty Hutton plays Annie Oakley, who gets her man through verbal trickery.
THE LADY BANISHES
Margaret Lockwood takes over a train and leaves the other passengers stranded at the border between two european countries.
THE HAM BUSTERS
Cult British film about secret mission to destroy German dams by bouncing hogs down the waterway.
LA SAMBA
Lou Diamond Phillips plays the role of a lifetime in this bio of Ritchie Valens, international dancing star.
LOUISE BROOKS: LOOKING FOR SULU
Aged star discusses her fascination for the Star Trek series in this documentary.
THE RAD SHOES
Moira Shearer can't stop dancing to the latest hits.
LYRICAL NITRITE
Documentary showing the beauty of old scraps of preserved meat, found in the back of an old A&P.
Rick
Clara Bow and Fredric March have an easy semester in this disappointing tale of college life.
GOLDEN PAWN
Noah Beery Sr. and Walter Woolf King both want a mustard-colored chess piece in this odd musical.
ANNIE GET YOUR PUN
Betty Hutton plays Annie Oakley, who gets her man through verbal trickery.
THE LADY BANISHES
Margaret Lockwood takes over a train and leaves the other passengers stranded at the border between two european countries.
THE HAM BUSTERS
Cult British film about secret mission to destroy German dams by bouncing hogs down the waterway.
LA SAMBA
Lou Diamond Phillips plays the role of a lifetime in this bio of Ritchie Valens, international dancing star.
LOUISE BROOKS: LOOKING FOR SULU
Aged star discusses her fascination for the Star Trek series in this documentary.
THE RAD SHOES
Moira Shearer can't stop dancing to the latest hits.
LYRICAL NITRITE
Documentary showing the beauty of old scraps of preserved meat, found in the back of an old A&P.
Rick
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TRIUMPH DES WILLIES
The superior Aryan member is unstoppable in its virility as it pounds its way to creating the new master race.
The superior Aryan member is unstoppable in its virility as it pounds its way to creating the new master race.
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Scabface (a prequel)
Kind Hearts and Coroners
Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream Horse
Jail the Conquering Hero
Slow People
Donkey Business
Fold That Ghost (because it's just a sheet)
A double feature:
A Chimp At Oxford
Babes In Boyland
Theodora Goes Mild
I Married A Bitch
A Tale of Two Cuties
A Male of Two Cities
Pity Lights
On Borrowed Mime
Lust Horizon
If I could add a letter instead:
The Thing Man (An alien frozen for years at the north pole defrosts and solves the murder of a scientist.)
Adults only:
A Shit in the Dark
Buck Privates (Only it's an F not a B)
Kind Hearts and Coroners
Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream Horse
Jail the Conquering Hero
Slow People
Donkey Business
Fold That Ghost (because it's just a sheet)
A double feature:
A Chimp At Oxford
Babes In Boyland
Theodora Goes Mild
I Married A Bitch
A Tale of Two Cuties
A Male of Two Cities
Pity Lights
On Borrowed Mime
Lust Horizon
If I could add a letter instead:
The Thing Man (An alien frozen for years at the north pole defrosts and solves the murder of a scientist.)
Adults only:
A Shit in the Dark
Buck Privates (Only it's an F not a B)
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LIVER OF NO RETURN
Marilyn Monroe and Robert Mitchum battle cirrhosis among the tall pines.
Marilyn Monroe and Robert Mitchum battle cirrhosis among the tall pines.
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CANHANDLED
Gloria Swanson gets groped on a subway.
Gloria Swanson gets groped on a subway.
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Soylent Preen
Charlton Heston opens up a
woman's spa that will guarantee
youth forever.....but at a price.
Public Enema
What James Cagney subjects his enemies'
too.
A Sailor Made Man
Harold Lloyd beat me to it.
Charlton Heston opens up a
woman's spa that will guarantee
youth forever.....but at a price.
Public Enema
What James Cagney subjects his enemies'
too.
A Sailor Made Man
Harold Lloyd beat me to it.
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LORNA DRONE
Dis-inherited Lorna is rescued from a gang by use of drones in this updated romance.
THE GIRL WITH A BATBOX
A young girl lives in the country and delivers her hand-raised bats to Moscow in this Soviet comedy.
ARSENIC AND OLD MACE
Two little old ladies commit murder by any means necessary.
CITIZEN DANE
When talkies arrived, things were bleak for Karl Dane, who had a thick accent. Fortunately, he inherited mining interests and went into the newspaper business, dabbling with politics and concentrating on furnishing his huge mansion. When asked how life would be if he could speak English better, he laughed and said, “I’d probably still be a comedian in the movies.”
MANDELAY
Kay Francis is stuck in Asia without any men in her life.
THE MARCH KING
Warren William ruthlessly tries to corner the market on all the marches being written.
SHE DONE HAM WRONG
Some guests at Mae West's picnic get trichinosis.
Rick
Dis-inherited Lorna is rescued from a gang by use of drones in this updated romance.
THE GIRL WITH A BATBOX
A young girl lives in the country and delivers her hand-raised bats to Moscow in this Soviet comedy.
ARSENIC AND OLD MACE
Two little old ladies commit murder by any means necessary.
CITIZEN DANE
When talkies arrived, things were bleak for Karl Dane, who had a thick accent. Fortunately, he inherited mining interests and went into the newspaper business, dabbling with politics and concentrating on furnishing his huge mansion. When asked how life would be if he could speak English better, he laughed and said, “I’d probably still be a comedian in the movies.”
MANDELAY
Kay Francis is stuck in Asia without any men in her life.
THE MARCH KING
Warren William ruthlessly tries to corner the market on all the marches being written.
SHE DONE HAM WRONG
Some guests at Mae West's picnic get trichinosis.
Rick
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ON A CLEAR DAY YOU CAN PEE FOREVER
Barbra Streisand on diuretics.
DEAR WINDOW
Jimmy Stewart as an invalid who writes cheery letters to unseen neighbors beyond his sill.
THE STRANGE LOBES OF MARTHA IVERS
Barbara Stanwyck considers radical ear surgery.
THE BACHELOR BATHER
Marion Davies has her big sponge ready.
BATTLING BUTTER
Buster Keaton goes on a health kick.
THE GRASS MENAGERIE
Jane Wyman goes to a lawn party.
WAFFLES
Kay Francis and Ronald Colman up to their knees in stolen dough.
Barbra Streisand on diuretics.
DEAR WINDOW
Jimmy Stewart as an invalid who writes cheery letters to unseen neighbors beyond his sill.
THE STRANGE LOBES OF MARTHA IVERS
Barbara Stanwyck considers radical ear surgery.
THE BACHELOR BATHER
Marion Davies has her big sponge ready.
BATTLING BUTTER
Buster Keaton goes on a health kick.
THE GRASS MENAGERIE
Jane Wyman goes to a lawn party.
WAFFLES
Kay Francis and Ronald Colman up to their knees in stolen dough.
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TONS OF THE DESERT: Stanley repeatedly dumps truckloads of sand on Ollie's car.
THE GOLD RASH: The film that explains Chaplin's walk.
A DAY AT THE LACES: Margaret Dumont hires three expert corset makers . . .
THE THREE STOOGES MELT HERCULES: Who knew bodybuilder's oil was inflammable?
COLLAGE: A compilation of newly discovered Keaton footage.
BARK OF ZORRO: Remake with Rin Tin Tin as Dog Diego.
TUCK PRIVATES: Abbott and Costello join the WACs
THE GOLD RASH: The film that explains Chaplin's walk.
A DAY AT THE LACES: Margaret Dumont hires three expert corset makers . . .
THE THREE STOOGES MELT HERCULES: Who knew bodybuilder's oil was inflammable?
COLLAGE: A compilation of newly discovered Keaton footage.
BARK OF ZORRO: Remake with Rin Tin Tin as Dog Diego.
TUCK PRIVATES: Abbott and Costello join the WACs
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EACH DAWN I LIE
James Cagney and George Raft tell wild unbelievable stories about what they did the night before.
James Cagney and George Raft tell wild unbelievable stories about what they did the night before.
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"BINGS"
Bing Crosby sings to Clara Bow from an aeroplane in this aerial epic.
"SINNER AT EIGHT"
The picture that Jean Harlow thought she was making.
"THE SLACK PIRATE"
Douglas Fairbanks had trouble with the unions on this picture.
"THE FAN WHO CAME TO DINNER"
A tourist wanders in on set and upsets Monte Woolley
"THE 39 STOPS"
A spy thriller set in a Wurlitzer organ
'THE BANK LICK"
W.C. Fields looks after some spilled booze on the banking chamber floor.
"BEYOND THE SOCKS"
Gloria Swanson does Rudy Valentino's washing in this romantic adventure.
(Thanks to all the others efforts who are far better than mine and have had me in hysterics!)
Bing Crosby sings to Clara Bow from an aeroplane in this aerial epic.
"SINNER AT EIGHT"
The picture that Jean Harlow thought she was making.
"THE SLACK PIRATE"
Douglas Fairbanks had trouble with the unions on this picture.
"THE FAN WHO CAME TO DINNER"
A tourist wanders in on set and upsets Monte Woolley
"THE 39 STOPS"
A spy thriller set in a Wurlitzer organ
'THE BANK LICK"
W.C. Fields looks after some spilled booze on the banking chamber floor.
"BEYOND THE SOCKS"
Gloria Swanson does Rudy Valentino's washing in this romantic adventure.
(Thanks to all the others efforts who are far better than mine and have had me in hysterics!)
Regards from
Donald Binks
"So, she said: "Elly, it's no use letting Lou have the sherry glasses..."She won't appreciate them,
she won't polish them..."You know what she's like." So I said:..."
Donald Binks
"So, she said: "Elly, it's no use letting Lou have the sherry glasses..."She won't appreciate them,
she won't polish them..."You know what she's like." So I said:..."
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THE GREAT HATSBY
Mysterious party host and his snappy headwear
THE TAUNTING
Ghosts relentlessly tease paranormal investigators
THE HOUND OF MUSIC
An alpine hound serenades the Alps and bites Nazis
HELLO BOLLY!
An Indian matchmaker has a client list of 20 million, all of whom can dance
IT'S A SAD SAD SAD SAD WORLD
Stanley Kramer's original title for Judgement in Nuremberg
Mysterious party host and his snappy headwear
THE TAUNTING
Ghosts relentlessly tease paranormal investigators
THE HOUND OF MUSIC
An alpine hound serenades the Alps and bites Nazis
HELLO BOLLY!
An Indian matchmaker has a client list of 20 million, all of whom can dance
IT'S A SAD SAD SAD SAD WORLD
Stanley Kramer's original title for Judgement in Nuremberg
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The Sound of the Baskervilles - Starring Julie Andrews, Christopher Plummer, and Basil Rathbone
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Two Cars
- a low budget Laurel and Hardy movie, while on shore leave they wreck two cars, the the film ends
Swiss Diss
- another L&H low budget, they consider going to Switzerland but then decide it is a lousy place to visit
Way Out Vest
- L&H travel in time to do some shopping on Carnaby st
- a low budget Laurel and Hardy movie, while on shore leave they wreck two cars, the the film ends
Swiss Diss
- another L&H low budget, they consider going to Switzerland but then decide it is a lousy place to visit
Way Out Vest
- L&H travel in time to do some shopping on Carnaby st
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BUtterfield 9
A pizza place gets phone orders for things not on its menu.
THE MOST DANGEROUS DAME
Joel McCrea learns the truth about Fay Wray.
BLAND UPON THE BRAIN
Guy Maddin makes a boring movie.
CRIMES AT MIDNIGHT
Orson Welles combines Shakespearean themes to create this crime noir.
A POOL THERE WAS
Theda Bara makes a poor lifeguard as she leads men to their watery deaths.
HE Who Gets Slipped
Audiences laugh hysterically each night as a clown gets put into lingerie.
THE INVISIBLE WAY
Boris Karloff can't find his way home at night, even though he is glowing.
THE WILD ONO
Yoko takes Marlon's role in this update.
THE HAY OF THE JACKAL
Assassin plans to intercept the President of France on a visit to the country.
THE QUEEN OF SHADES
An elderly lady reveals to a young man her secret to winning at cards; sunglasses to hide her eyes from the other players.
THE PRISONER OF ZELDA
Lewis Stone/Ronald Colman/Stewart Granger (depending on your wishes*) is impersonating his cousin when he is imprisoned by Zelda (from Dobie Gillis) or Princess Zelda (in the Nintendo Game).
*Yes, I know there are more versions.
WATCH ON THE RHINO
A member of the German resistance, Paul Lukas, comes to America only to discover that the reach of the Nazis extends all the way to the National Zoo.
25 PACES TO BAKER STREET
Van Johnson plays a blind man who tragically gets run over on his way to investigate a possible crime.
HALL DRIVERS
British film shows the trials and tribulations of message deliverers in a large office building.
THE MAGIC LOX
William Friese-Greene discovers a new recipe while working on an invention.
Rick
A pizza place gets phone orders for things not on its menu.
THE MOST DANGEROUS DAME
Joel McCrea learns the truth about Fay Wray.
BLAND UPON THE BRAIN
Guy Maddin makes a boring movie.
CRIMES AT MIDNIGHT
Orson Welles combines Shakespearean themes to create this crime noir.
A POOL THERE WAS
Theda Bara makes a poor lifeguard as she leads men to their watery deaths.
HE Who Gets Slipped
Audiences laugh hysterically each night as a clown gets put into lingerie.
THE INVISIBLE WAY
Boris Karloff can't find his way home at night, even though he is glowing.
THE WILD ONO
Yoko takes Marlon's role in this update.
THE HAY OF THE JACKAL
Assassin plans to intercept the President of France on a visit to the country.
THE QUEEN OF SHADES
An elderly lady reveals to a young man her secret to winning at cards; sunglasses to hide her eyes from the other players.
THE PRISONER OF ZELDA
Lewis Stone/Ronald Colman/Stewart Granger (depending on your wishes*) is impersonating his cousin when he is imprisoned by Zelda (from Dobie Gillis) or Princess Zelda (in the Nintendo Game).
*Yes, I know there are more versions.
WATCH ON THE RHINO
A member of the German resistance, Paul Lukas, comes to America only to discover that the reach of the Nazis extends all the way to the National Zoo.
25 PACES TO BAKER STREET
Van Johnson plays a blind man who tragically gets run over on his way to investigate a possible crime.
HALL DRIVERS
British film shows the trials and tribulations of message deliverers in a large office building.
THE MAGIC LOX
William Friese-Greene discovers a new recipe while working on an invention.
Rick
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REACHING FOR THE POON
Douglas Fairbanks gets frisky.
THE SHIN MAN
William Powell gets REALLY specific in his leg fetish.
A STOLEN LIME
Bette Davis gets desperate for a cure for scurvy.
RED BUST
Jean Harlow tries on a crimson bra.
THE POSY EXPRESS
Betty Compson delivers flowers to starving pioneers.
THE ROMAN STRING OF MRS. STONE
Vivien Leigh starts a cottage industry in Italian hemp.
FARTY HUSBAND
Dorothy Mackaill leaves, and who could blame her....
Douglas Fairbanks gets frisky.
THE SHIN MAN
William Powell gets REALLY specific in his leg fetish.
A STOLEN LIME
Bette Davis gets desperate for a cure for scurvy.
RED BUST
Jean Harlow tries on a crimson bra.
THE POSY EXPRESS
Betty Compson delivers flowers to starving pioneers.
THE ROMAN STRING OF MRS. STONE
Vivien Leigh starts a cottage industry in Italian hemp.
FARTY HUSBAND
Dorothy Mackaill leaves, and who could blame her....
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Gay Out West
Mystery of the Reaping Fish
Beware of the ocean...
or...
Mystery of the Leaping Gish
better yet...
Mystery of the Reaping Gish
Into the grave, endlessly chopping...
Mystery of the Reaping Fish
Beware of the ocean...
or...
Mystery of the Leaping Gish
better yet...
Mystery of the Reaping Gish
Into the grave, endlessly chopping...
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CRAMP, CRAMP, CRAMP
Infantile Harry Langdon eats too many green apples and suffers the consequences.
BED-HEADED WOMAN
Saucy pre-code with Jean Harlow, whose amorous episodes lead to frequent bad hair days.
SINGIN IN THE DRAIN
After falling into the sewer, McTeague and Trina discover that they're ecstatically happy there.
PIGMALION
Leslie Howard tries to make a silk purse from a sow.
FLUSH AND THE DEVIL
John Gilbert and Greta Garbo open a plumbing business.
THE DEVIL IS A ROMAN
Marlene Dietrich is Boadicea, driving out the southern invaders
Infantile Harry Langdon eats too many green apples and suffers the consequences.
BED-HEADED WOMAN
Saucy pre-code with Jean Harlow, whose amorous episodes lead to frequent bad hair days.
SINGIN IN THE DRAIN
After falling into the sewer, McTeague and Trina discover that they're ecstatically happy there.
PIGMALION
Leslie Howard tries to make a silk purse from a sow.
FLUSH AND THE DEVIL
John Gilbert and Greta Garbo open a plumbing business.
THE DEVIL IS A ROMAN
Marlene Dietrich is Boadicea, driving out the southern invaders
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THE CAPTAIN HATES THE TEA
Coffee, damn it!
THE MEMBER OF THE WELDING
Julie Harris tears up the joint.
CACTUS BLOWER
Goldie Hawn in a thorny act.
LEACHES
Bette Midler and Barbara Hershey vs the bloodsuckers.
Coffee, damn it!
THE MEMBER OF THE WELDING
Julie Harris tears up the joint.
CACTUS BLOWER
Goldie Hawn in a thorny act.
LEACHES
Bette Midler and Barbara Hershey vs the bloodsuckers.
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THE OLD BARK HOUSE
Charles Laughton leaves his dogs with Boris Karloff at some kennels in Yorkshire
ON THE PEACH
Gregory Peck, Ava Gardner and Fred Astaire eat radio-active fruit.
ONE BLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST
Jack Nicholson surprises all at a birthday celebration dinner in a lunatic asylum
ONE POUR WITH YOU
Ernst Lubitsch's delightful musical comedy takes place at tea time.
ONE FIGHT OF LOVE
Grace Moore stars as a temperamental diva in a torrid romance
OUR LANCING DAUGHTERS
Joan Crawford kicks up her heels in a hospital
ORPHANS OF THE STORE
The Gish sisters get lost after shopping
PAPER GOON
Peter Sellers, Spike Milligan and Harry Secombe star in this picture about the making of stationery.
THE PARADINE CAPE
A court case involving Dracula
CATCH ADAMS
Police are called to arrest a lunatic with a false red nose harassing sick children.
PICNIC AT HANGING SOCK
A group of schoolgirls are overcome with fumes after a picnic.
THE PUNK PANTHER STRIKES AGAIN
Inspector Clousseau teams with Sid Vicious
MINK STRUNG AND HEALING MAX
In Victorian England a rich landlady is into exotic S & M
PLANTS, BRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES
two guys have problems in a plant nursery on their way to an airport.
PLAYMITES
Kay Kayser and his orchestra have fun with insects
POINTED FEELS
William Powell and Helen Kane in a real pre-code musical.
PRIVATE HIVES
Two lovers on honeymoon get stung
THE LUNCH AND JUDY MAN
An itinerant showman who cannot complete his shows due to hunger
QUEEN BELLY
Gloria Swanson was noticeably pregnant during filming
BEAR WINDOW
Jimmy Stewart looks through his binoculars after taking LSD
THE OLD BARK HOUSE
Charles Laughton leaves his dogs with Boris Karloff at some kennels in Yorkshire
ON THE PEACH
Gregory Peck, Ava Gardner and Fred Astaire eat radio-active fruit.
ONE BLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST
Jack Nicholson surprises all at a birthday celebration dinner in a lunatic asylum
ONE POUR WITH YOU
Ernst Lubitsch's delightful musical comedy takes place at tea time.
ONE FIGHT OF LOVE
Grace Moore stars as a temperamental diva in a torrid romance
OUR LANCING DAUGHTERS
Joan Crawford kicks up her heels in a hospital
ORPHANS OF THE STORE
The Gish sisters get lost after shopping
PAPER GOON
Peter Sellers, Spike Milligan and Harry Secombe star in this picture about the making of stationery.
THE PARADINE CAPE
A court case involving Dracula
CATCH ADAMS
Police are called to arrest a lunatic with a false red nose harassing sick children.
PICNIC AT HANGING SOCK
A group of schoolgirls are overcome with fumes after a picnic.
THE PUNK PANTHER STRIKES AGAIN
Inspector Clousseau teams with Sid Vicious
MINK STRUNG AND HEALING MAX
In Victorian England a rich landlady is into exotic S & M
PLANTS, BRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES
two guys have problems in a plant nursery on their way to an airport.
PLAYMITES
Kay Kayser and his orchestra have fun with insects
POINTED FEELS
William Powell and Helen Kane in a real pre-code musical.
PRIVATE HIVES
Two lovers on honeymoon get stung
THE LUNCH AND JUDY MAN
An itinerant showman who cannot complete his shows due to hunger
QUEEN BELLY
Gloria Swanson was noticeably pregnant during filming
BEAR WINDOW
Jimmy Stewart looks through his binoculars after taking LSD
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"So, she said: "Elly, it's no use letting Lou have the sherry glasses..."She won't appreciate them,
she won't polish them..."You know what she's like." So I said:..."
Donald Binks
"So, she said: "Elly, it's no use letting Lou have the sherry glasses..."She won't appreciate them,
she won't polish them..."You know what she's like." So I said:..."
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PALE AND FEMALE
Gloria Swanson and Bebe Daniels play shipwrecked albinos.
FEEL MY PURSE
Bebe Daniels has a soft pocketbook.
THE NAIR CO-ED
Marion Davies has a close shave on the basketball court.
HAYTIME
Jeanette MacDonald down on the farm.
BUNRISE
Janet Gaynor trades her blonde wig for baking courses.
ONE DAY PASSAGE
Kay Francis and William Powell in a whirlwind romance.
THE PRINCE OF TILES
Barbra Streisand talks Nick Nolte out of going into ceramics.
LEARY RIVER
Richard Barthelmess tries to decide whether to sing or not.
A STAR IS WORN
Just ask Janet Gaynor, Judy Garland, and Barbra Streisand.
PAST A DARK SHADOW
Dirk Bogarde should shave more often.
A TOUCH OF CRASS
Why Glenda Jackson will never work with George Segal again.
NUNNY FACE
Audrey Hepburn gets ahead of herself.
HOT SMELL
Shirley Booth wonders what's under her stoop.
SLOW PEOPLE
Marion Davies and William Haines just don't get it.
MY BRILLIANT CAREEN
Judy Davis takes a wrong turn down under.
PORN YESTERDAY
Judy Holliday gets Broderick Crawford and William Holden to clean up their acts.
THE BAKED EDGE
Gary Cooper and Deborah Kerr inspect crust.
Gloria Swanson and Bebe Daniels play shipwrecked albinos.
FEEL MY PURSE
Bebe Daniels has a soft pocketbook.
THE NAIR CO-ED
Marion Davies has a close shave on the basketball court.
HAYTIME
Jeanette MacDonald down on the farm.
BUNRISE
Janet Gaynor trades her blonde wig for baking courses.
ONE DAY PASSAGE
Kay Francis and William Powell in a whirlwind romance.
THE PRINCE OF TILES
Barbra Streisand talks Nick Nolte out of going into ceramics.
LEARY RIVER
Richard Barthelmess tries to decide whether to sing or not.
A STAR IS WORN
Just ask Janet Gaynor, Judy Garland, and Barbra Streisand.
PAST A DARK SHADOW
Dirk Bogarde should shave more often.
A TOUCH OF CRASS
Why Glenda Jackson will never work with George Segal again.
NUNNY FACE
Audrey Hepburn gets ahead of herself.
HOT SMELL
Shirley Booth wonders what's under her stoop.
SLOW PEOPLE
Marion Davies and William Haines just don't get it.
MY BRILLIANT CAREEN
Judy Davis takes a wrong turn down under.
PORN YESTERDAY
Judy Holliday gets Broderick Crawford and William Holden to clean up their acts.
THE BAKED EDGE
Gary Cooper and Deborah Kerr inspect crust.
Ed Lorusso
DVD Producer/Writer/Historian
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KenGriffin
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Re: CHANGE ONE LETTER
THE IRON CASK -
Douglas Fairbanks tires of battling evil 17th century Frenchmen and gets blotto instead.
Douglas Fairbanks tires of battling evil 17th century Frenchmen and gets blotto instead.
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CliffClaven
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Re: CHANGE ONE LETTER
THE MAMMY RETURNS: Archeologists awaken Al Jolson.
THE BUNS OF NAVARONE: The exercise regime that changed the course of the war.
LOVE FINES ANDY HARDY: Mickey Rooney's first encounter with alimony.
THE BIG BLEEP: Philip Marlowe doesn't mince words.
BLACKHEADS: Stan and Ollie are dermatologists.
ANNE OF THE UNDIES: A swash unbuckler.
HOW, VOYAGER: Bette Davis finds liberation with a Native American tribe.
SWEET CZARITY: Shirley MacLaine thinks she's the reincarnation of Nicholas II.
THE THONG FROM ANOTHER WORLD -- "But who -- or what -- could wear such a garment?"
THE BUNS OF NAVARONE: The exercise regime that changed the course of the war.
LOVE FINES ANDY HARDY: Mickey Rooney's first encounter with alimony.
THE BIG BLEEP: Philip Marlowe doesn't mince words.
BLACKHEADS: Stan and Ollie are dermatologists.
ANNE OF THE UNDIES: A swash unbuckler.
HOW, VOYAGER: Bette Davis finds liberation with a Native American tribe.
SWEET CZARITY: Shirley MacLaine thinks she's the reincarnation of Nicholas II.
THE THONG FROM ANOTHER WORLD -- "But who -- or what -- could wear such a garment?"
Re: CHANGE ONE LETTER
OK, I'm cheating on this one. Sorry.
Now V'ger - Bette Davis gets the moon AND the stars. And very nearly gets the Enterprise too.
Side note: This thread makes me wish the forum had a "like" button. There's a TON of really funny titles and descriptions here!
Now V'ger - Bette Davis gets the moon AND the stars. And very nearly gets the Enterprise too.
Side note: This thread makes me wish the forum had a "like" button. There's a TON of really funny titles and descriptions here!